Funny 2

OK....the last post is for fun...read this..it is very funny....(if u received the email version no need to read)
>The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but >now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher >in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which >will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... >follow the lesson.>>>Students: Good morning, teacher.>>Teacher : (shouting) Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and >night?>>Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher!>>Teacher : That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best>regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of >meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.>>Students: Best regards teacher!>>Teacher : That's better, sit down! Listen today I,m going to test you all >on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or word, >all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, >understand?>>Students: Understood teacher!>>Teacher : I do not want any disturbance!>>Students: (silence)>>Teacher : Clever!>>Students: Stupid!>>Teacher : High!>>Students: Low!>>Teacher : Popular!>>Students: Calafare!>>Teacher : Wrong!>>Students: Correct!>>Teacher : Stupid!>>Students: Clever!>>Teacher : No!>>Students: Yes!>>Teacher : Oh God!>>Students: Oh Slave!>>Teacher : Listen to this!>>Students: Listen to that!>>Teacher : Quiet!>>Students: Noisy!>>Teache! r : That 's not a question, stupid!>>Students: This is an answer, clever!>>Teacher : I'm dead!>>Students: We're alive!>>Teacher : I'm lazy to teach!>>Students: We are hardworking to learn!>>Teacher : Enough! Enough!>>Students: More! More!>>Teacher : Stop! Stop!>>Students: Start! Start!>>Teacher : Why are you people so stupid?!>>Students: Because I am someone clever!>>Teacher : Lack manners!>>Students : Enough manners!>>Teacher : O.K. Lesson has ended!>>Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!>>Teacher : Enough, stupid!>>Students: Not yet, clever!>>Teacher : Stand up!>>Students: Sit down!>>Teacher : I said CALAFARE was wrong!>>Students: We said POPULAR was correct!>>Teacher : You people are dumb!>>Students: We are gifted!>>Teacher : All of you must stay back this afternoon!>>Students: Released tonight!>>Teacher : (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)

Kinda long....thats all for the day...Byez